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  • George Costanza: “I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham!”
  • Jerry Seinfeld: “You’re going to really see me being a phony, now. I hope you can take this. Maybe you should go in the other room.” 
  • Jerry Seinfeld: “If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.”
  • George Costanza: “We’re just trying to come up with the best possible lie. That’s what this is all about.”
  • Jerry Seinfeld: “I think I’m pretty much like you, only successful.”
  • Morty Seinfeld: “I’ll tell you what I’m looking at: the next condo president of Del Boca Vista, Phase Three.”
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